Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _.The Apple watchGoobyDolanA Gypsy curse.A moment of silence.A sausage festival.An honest cop with nothing left to -eating bacteria.Flying sex snakes.Not giving a shit about the Third stars.72 virgins.A drive-by shooting.A time travel paradox.Authentic Mexican debt.Daddy issues.The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.Former President George W. Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _. Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _. After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _ to all the people of New Orleans. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _. When you fart and a little bit comes out. Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
The violation of our most basic human rights. The taint the grundle the fleshy fun-bridge. The inevitable heat death of the universe. Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. Sobbing into a Hungry-Man® Frozen Dinner. Licking things to claim them as your own. Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers. Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. BATMAN!!! Bees? Being a dick to children. An erection that lasts longer than four hours. A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato. A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette. First Version Cartes blanches(I am doing Kegels right now.) 72 virgins.
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